Writing Paradise

Kaname: Well then, all members! Unfortunately I lost the game but, I'm sure you now understand the fun and harshness of tennis. From now on, this club will be engraved on the first page of your glorious, youthful days. The special coach will be going home now! *pressing hands together as if praying* Yours sincerely! Student: Y-yours sincerely...? ... Really. As always, he's such a troublesome guy. Student: That was an amazing game! Iori-kun, right? Please take care of us from now on! That is, as our club's ace! Iori: ... huh? Student: But obviously! Everyone was moved because of that game! Iori: No, I-- Students: You're number one! It was amazing! I really respect you! *commenting while clapping hands* Iori: E-eh... What does this supposed to mean?! Because of Kaname-niisan, now it's hard for me to quit from the club...! It's always like this. That guy is always stepping into my life...! Kaname: Hh, this is bad... without a doubt tomorr...

Kaname: And after that, we fervently continue with the foolish competition... Reference: Advantage, Kaname! Reference: Deuce! Advantage, Iori! Reference: Deuce! Advatage, Kaname! Reference: Deuce! Students: *in awe* Kaname: What's wrong, Iori-kun? You seem to be in a pretty high spirits. Iori: *panting* Not really? Coach too. Kaname: Because I must not lose to a young birdie like you, see~ Iori: You're really... tenacious... Kaname: *sneers* If you say that this is me being tenacious, I'll feel embarrassed~ Iori: --kh Kaname-niisan. No matter how you try to agitate me, I won't get heated up because of you. But, I refuse to lose to you. *Iori serves again and Kaname tries to hit, but--* Student: Out! Coach's return ball is out! Referee: Advantage, Iori! Kaname: Kh... that Iori... his fighting spirit increased a lot more than before...! Iori: *panting* Kaname: If you want to end this, come at me with full force! Iori: *panti...

Student: The coach is leading! Kaname: My bad, but I'm not so weak as an adult that I'll lose to your youth! Iori: So it seems. But please don't think that you can win so easily. Kaname: Hee~ you're saying it as if you weren't being serious earlier. Iori: It's exactly that. Kaname: Hmm? Then, will you show it to me? How Iori-kun looks like when doing it seriously. Iori: Here I go. *the sound of a super fast serve flying past Kaname* Kaname: Eh- Students: *cheers* Student: Amazing! An ace that no eyes can follow its speed! Referee: Deuce! Kaname: S-seriously? Iori: Didn't you say that you aren't so weak? Kaname: What's with that service from earlier...!? Iori: How about you surrender now? *Iori serves again, which Kaname fails to hit* Referee: Advantage! Iori! Students: *swoons for Iori* Iori: Well then, shall we end it soon? Kaname: Kh... Iori: Here I go. *Iori serves again, but this time Kaname manages to...

Iori: Of course. I won't fall for the same trick twice either. Student: Ah, there it is! It's another strong serve! Will it be another ace?! Kaname: No way I'll let that happen! *hits* Iori: Floating the ball is pretty careless of you, Kaname-niisan. *hits* Student: Wow, Iori! He returned the shot! Referee: Thirty-fifteen! Girl Students: So cool! Kaname: ... Iori-kun, you're pretty good. Iori: It's still nothing. Kaname: ... gh. Iori: Here it comes again. Kaname: Come! *serve sound* Student: Oh! It's Iori's ace again?! Kaname: You're kidding! *hits* Iori: Eh- Kaname: Yosh! Reference: Thirty-all! Student: It's a tie again! Kaname: You're good~ thanks to you my body finally eased up again. Iori: As you grow older, it takes time for you to stand up, I see. Kaname: *chuckles* That sarcasm is cute, dear freshman. Iori: That joke is rather cold. *the two are diligently exchanging shots for some time* K...

Referee: Then, we'll hold a one set match! Iori, serve play! *serving sound* Kaname: Eh- Student: Suddenly an ace?! Referee: 15-0. Kaname: I... Iori-kun. You're good. Iori: It's still nothing. I'll do it again. Kaname: ... yeah. Yosh, come! *serving sound* Kaname: Don't think that you'll get me with the same trick for the second time! *hits* Student: Oh! This time the coach does a return ace! Iori: Hh. Seems like you're not a fake special adviser of this tennis club, I see. Referee: 15-all. Kaname: Well then, shall we continue? Iori-kun.

Kaname: Well then, everyone! It's a bit too soon maybe, but I'm thinking of giving you all a good example by doing an interleague play with a newcomer here. Is there anyone willing to compete with me? Students: *silence* Kaname: My, my... this year's newcomers aren't so active, are they... Then, I'll point at you, okay? Iori: Hm...? Kaname: Hm... okay, you over there! Iori: ... Huh?! Kaname: Well then! Come have a match with me! Iori: Err... I have an illness, so I'm told to refrain from doing any strenuous exercise. Kaname: There you go and say that... there's no way that someone like that could be in tennis games before! You can't run away from me! I won't be lenient to newcomers after all! Iori: Is that so. Kaname-niisan. If that's your plan, then there's no helping it. I'll make you stop breathing with my own hands. Because I'm going to disgrace you in front of all these students...

Kaname: First, I guess I'll talk about why I, who am not even OB here, become a special coach. Actually, during my college years, I used to compete with the founder of this club. Back then, I always win over our matches, then I got the privilege to become the special coach. I'll drill into you newcomers the strictness of tennis. And that's why, let's start being relent from today on! Students: Okay! Kaname: Then, without any delay, show me your swingings. Kaname: Well then, it's a good chance for me to come in contact with Iori! Kaname: You over there! I feel some talents in your swings! Iori: ... Huh? Kaname: Do you have experience in tennis games? Iori: ... annoying... Kaname: What? What did you say? It seems that if I don't answer him, he'll keep asking me for eternity. Iori: I did a little bit during high school... Kaname: Hee... just for hobby? Iori: Yes. Kaname: But even though you did it for hobby, your swinging is good! Ah,...