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Traumatic

Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn! © Amano Akira Kuroshitsuji © Toboso Yana Psycho-Pass © Production I.G, Funimation Entertainment, Urobuchi Gen . Karena tidak ada kejutan ulang tahun yang lebih baik dari kejutan yang membuat sang birthday boy mengalami trauma, 'kan? . Sudah jadi rahasia umum bahwa Gokudera Hayato membenci Rokudou Mukuro. Karena pria yang memegang separuh hak untuk menyandang gelar sebagai Mist Guardian klan Vongola itu jahat sampai ke inti yang paling dasar. Karena pria itu seorang kriminal kelas atas, bahkan dalam komunitas mafia sendiri. Karena pria itu terus saja mengincar bosnya tercinta bahkan setelah sepuluh tahun berlalu. Karena, kesimpulannya, pria itu eksistensi paling menyebalkan yang pernah ditemui Hayato. Sebisa mungkin Hayato menghindari kontak dengan Mukuro, baik itu secara langsung maupun secara tidak langsung. Frekuensi kejadian di mana ia berbincang dengan sang ilusionis bisa dihitung dengan jari dan sebagian besar terjadi saat seluruh...

Slow Dance

Roman, Moira, Märchen © Sound Horizon, Revo Inspired by romandehiver and emptyborder. . Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in Person B’s ear. . Aeolia menguap lebar dan merenggangkan badannya. Jam dinding sudah menunjuk pukul setengah empat, yang artinya ia hanya perlu menunggu tiga puluh menit lagi hingga bisa mengunci pintu perpustakaan, lalu pulang dan menikmati sore menjelang akhir pekan. Ia meninggalkan tempat duduknya di balik meja jaga, mengedarkan pandangan ke seluruh penjuru ruangan. Sekilas, 'sih, tidak ada siapa-siapa. Tapi di antara dua rak di salah satu bagian terdalam perpustakaan, ia tahu ada seorang murid yang mengubur diri di antara tumpukan buku-buku. Wanita berambut pirang itu beranjak, hendak mencari murid yang dimaksud ketika pintu perpustakaan digeser agar membuka lebih lebar dan seorang remaja berkulit pucat dan berambut hitam-perak menyelinap masuk. Pandangan mata mereka saling berte...

Habit

Habit is a little scary. When I realized, I would always turn my head right a few seconds before the hands of the clock hanging on the wall behind the cashier pointed at 8 PM. It seemed my body has remembered, and now able to sense whenever the end of my shift is coming around. Today's not an exception. When I turned my head, I saw that there are only five seconds left before my shift ended. Shifting my gaze to my supervisor, who currently took charge of the cashier, our eyes met and I saw him smiling thinly. He then nodded lightly to my direction, which I took as a sign that it's fine for me to leave. I gave him a bright smile as I lightly bowed to his direction before heading to the staff's changing room to change my uniform into my casual clothes. After I said my good byes to fellow staffs that were also in the room, I made a run to a shop located three buildings away from the cafe where I worked at. This is also a habit. And as if he'd also taken...

Little Snow pt. 5

"Is that castle the place where the ceremony will be held?"

His Present: Fluff

Title: His Present: Fluff Category: Anime/Manga » Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Author: Shara Sherenia Language: English, Rating: Rated: T Genre: Family/Humor Published: unknown, Updated: unknown Chapters: 1, Words: unknown Author's Notes: A tribute for Giotto and Tsunayoshi roleplayer in facebook ( Giotto Di Vongola and 沢田綱吉 ), and also a birthday fic for Moe-san xD -frozen- Sorry for not updating my other G27 fic yet. My laptop's broken and I wrote this in a rush, and no, I didn't check for any grammar mistakes, so spare me some mercy!!! ...anyway, enjoy the story ^^ Timeline: Sometimes before Inheritance Ceremony Arc? His Present: Fluff Tsunayoshi plopped down onto his single-poster bed. His hand clutched at a paper that turned out to be a ticket to enter the new swimming pool in the town. He moped, muttering something about 'why he's so unlucky'. To explain why our young Decimo acted like that was because today he was planning to bring Kyoko t...

Size

If you're not aware already, I'm a girl with the mind of a 変態おじさん. I'm sorry. Alternate Universe - Gender Changes ×Uke → Female ×Dirty Jokes ×(or rather it's dirty topic) ×Headcanon ×imsorryimsorryimsorryim(endless) -- "Rikka is sooo enviable..." The sudden comment made Rikka, who just returned from work and is taking off her coat, blinked several times. "What's wrong, Tsubasa? Suddenly saying something like that..." "Well... there's this article in this magazine," the blond tapped at the magazine on her laps that she was reading until just now, "where they make ranks based on their reader's choice, and in the topic of 'female performers that you would love to date', Rikka ranked in the top 3." "Ah, I think Haidzuki-san did say something about that before." Chuckling, Rikka approached the sofa that Tsubasa occupied to have a look at the magazine as well. "So the magazine is published...

恋人らしいことをしたい!

Setting: The school that Hajime and Haru attended is actually the same academy, but they're divided into girls section and boys section. The campuses are next to each other, only separated by tall fence walls. -- The usual road to home from school. The usual companion, walking beside me silently and wouldn't talk unless I started a topic. The usual time of the day. It's as if the day will end as another ordinary day for me. But, I had decided since this noon that it shouldn't end as it is. So, I gathered my courage and called out, "Nee, Hajime." As a response to me calling out his name, Hajime only turned his head slightly to look at me, and hummed a soft, "Hmm?", as if urging me to continue speaking. "… We are dating, aren’t we?" Hajime finally fully turned his head to look at me, and I saw his facial expression turned into a mix of bafflement and embarrassment. Cute!... is what I want to say, but Hajime will probably flick...

Pacar 2

Disclaimer : Prince of Stride © FiFS, Kadokawa -- Hubungan percintaan sesama jenis bukan sesuatu yang bisa membuat Tomoe risih. Bagaimanapun, ia hidup di jaman di mana sebuah negara adigdaya di seberang lautan sana telah berdeklarasi bahwa mereka mendukung pernikahan pasangan gay. Tanah air tempatnya lahir dan dibesarkan ini pun disinyalir mendapat julukan surga baik bagi mereka yang memang pelaku hubungan maupun hanya penikmat keindahannya. Jadi, ya, yang membuat Tomoe terguncang bukan itu, tapi lebih ke arah bahwa Riku sudah punya pacar. Adiknya yang ia kira masih bocah ingusan penggemar yakisoba pan buatan toko roti keluarga mereka, yang sebagian besar otaknya diduga terdiri atas otot dan bukannya sel fungsional, ternyata sudah punya minat untuk menjalin hubungan percintaan. Rasanya sulit dipercaya. Meskipun Tomoe tidak pernah meremehkan kemampuan fisik adiknya, untuk bidang lain, baik secara sengaja maupun tidak, ia nyatanya meremehkan Riku. "... Sudah bukan anak k...

Pacar

Disclaimer: Prince of Stride Alternative © FiFS, Kadokawa -- Liburan musim dingin bagi anak kelas 3 SMA bukanlah waktunya bersantai. Ujian masuk universitas menanti, sehingga bagi mereka yang ingin masuk ke universitas yang bagus, terpaksa menghabiskan sebagian besar waktu berkutat dengan soal latihan. Tomoe, meskipun memenuhi kualifikasi sebagai anak kelas 3 SMA yang hendak melanjutkan studi ke jenjang pendidikan yang lebih tinggi, tidak mengikuti rutinitas itu. Sebagai seorang yang pandai melakukan apa saja, ia tidak hanya jenius dalam soal olahraga lari, namun nilai-nilai akademisnya pun lumayan. Alhasil, ia mendapatkan tawaran dari berbagai universitas untuk masuk melalui jalur rekomendasi. Jadi, sementara anak-anak lain memusingkan nilai dan mencemaskan apakah mereka dapat lulus ujian masuk perguruan tinggi yang mereka inginkan, Tomoe malah pusing harus menentukan universitas mana yang hendak ia terima tawarannya. Maka dari itu, memanfaatkan waktu liburan, ia pamit pul...

Amazake

Disclaimer: Prince of Stride Alternative © FiFS, Kadokawa -- " Nee , Riku, kau dengar yang ku katakan, 'kan?" "... Ya, ya, kudengarkan, 'kok..." Jawaban malas Riku senada dengan ekspresi yang wajahnya. Inginnya ia tidak mengindahkan makhluk separuh 'mabuk' yang sedang merangkul pinggangnya sekarang ini. Sayangnya, tidak bisa ia lakukan karena ia sudah bertekad memperbaiki hubungan mereka dan menolaknya saat ini bukanlah pilihan. "Huu... Riku, dingin sekali... jangan campakkan aku seperti Kyousuke dan Heath..." "Ya, ya, aku di sini, 'kok!" Menghela napas panjang untuk sedikit mengusir rasa putus asa yang hinggap, ia mengambil botol air mineral dari meja, menuangkannya ke gelas lalu menyodorkannya pada lawan bicaranya itu. " Hora , air putih!" "... Minumkan padaku, Riku~" "Lakukan sendiri! Ttaku , kakak yang merepotkan." Tawa pelan menyelip keluar dari bibir Tomoe. Pemuda berambut ...

The Coach is My Brother #9

Kaname: Well then, all members! Unfortunately I lost the game but, I'm sure you now understand the fun and harshness of tennis. From now on, this club will be engraved on the first page of your glorious, youthful days. The special coach will be going home now! *pressing hands together as if praying* Yours sincerely! Student: Y-yours sincerely...? ... Really. As always, he's such a troublesome guy. Student: That was an amazing game! Iori-kun, right? Please take care of us from now on! That is, as our club's ace! Iori: ... huh? Student: But obviously! Everyone was moved because of that game! Iori: No, I-- Students: You're number one! It was amazing! I really respect you! *commenting while clapping hands* Iori: E-eh... What does this supposed to mean?! Because of Kaname-niisan, now it's hard for me to quit from the club...! It's always like this. That guy is always stepping into my life...! Kaname: Hh, this is bad... without a doubt tomorr...

The Coach is My Brother #8

Kaname: And after that, we fervently continue with the foolish competition... Reference: Advantage, Kaname! Reference: Deuce! Advantage, Iori! Reference: Deuce! Advatage, Kaname! Reference: Deuce! Students: *in awe* Kaname: What's wrong, Iori-kun? You seem to be in a pretty high spirits. Iori: *panting* Not really? Coach too. Kaname: Because I must not lose to a young birdie like you, see~ Iori: You're really... tenacious... Kaname: *sneers* If you say that this is me being tenacious, I'll feel embarrassed~ Iori: --kh Kaname-niisan. No matter how you try to agitate me, I won't get heated up because of you. But, I refuse to lose to you. *Iori serves again and Kaname tries to hit, but--* Student: Out! Coach's return ball is out! Referee: Advantage, Iori! Kaname: Kh... that Iori... his fighting spirit increased a lot more than before...! Iori: *panting* Kaname: If you want to end this, come at me with full force! Iori: *panti...

The Coach is My Brother #7

Student: The coach is leading! Kaname: My bad, but I'm not so weak as an adult that I'll lose to your youth! Iori: So it seems. But please don't think that you can win so easily. Kaname: Hee~ you're saying it as if you weren't being serious earlier. Iori: It's exactly that. Kaname: Hmm? Then, will you show it to me? How Iori-kun looks like when doing it seriously. Iori: Here I go. *the sound of a super fast serve flying past Kaname* Kaname: Eh- Students: *cheers* Student: Amazing! An ace that no eyes can follow its speed! Referee: Deuce! Kaname: S-seriously? Iori: Didn't you say that you aren't so weak? Kaname: What's with that service from earlier...!? Iori: How about you surrender now? *Iori serves again, which Kaname fails to hit* Referee: Advantage! Iori! Students: *swoons for Iori* Iori: Well then, shall we end it soon? Kaname: Kh... Iori: Here I go. *Iori serves again, but this time Kaname manages to...

The Coach is My Brother #6

Iori: Of course. I won't fall for the same trick twice either. Student: Ah, there it is! It's another strong serve! Will it be another ace?! Kaname: No way I'll let that happen! *hits* Iori: Floating the ball is pretty careless of you, Kaname-niisan. *hits* Student: Wow, Iori! He returned the shot! Referee: Thirty-fifteen! Girl Students: So cool! Kaname: ... Iori-kun, you're pretty good. Iori: It's still nothing. Kaname: ... gh. Iori: Here it comes again. Kaname: Come! *serve sound* Student: Oh! It's Iori's ace again?! Kaname: You're kidding! *hits* Iori: Eh- Kaname: Yosh! Reference: Thirty-all! Student: It's a tie again! Kaname: You're good~ thanks to you my body finally eased up again. Iori: As you grow older, it takes time for you to stand up, I see. Kaname: *chuckles* That sarcasm is cute, dear freshman. Iori: That joke is rather cold. *the two are diligently exchanging shots for some time* K...

The Coach is My Brother #5

Referee: Then, we'll hold a one set match! Iori, serve play! *serving sound* Kaname: Eh- Student: Suddenly an ace?! Referee: 15-0. Kaname: I... Iori-kun. You're good. Iori: It's still nothing. I'll do it again. Kaname: ... yeah. Yosh, come! *serving sound* Kaname: Don't think that you'll get me with the same trick for the second time! *hits* Student: Oh! This time the coach does a return ace! Iori: Hh. Seems like you're not a fake special adviser of this tennis club, I see. Referee: 15-all. Kaname: Well then, shall we continue? Iori-kun.

The Coach is My Brother #4

Kaname: Well then, everyone! It's a bit too soon maybe, but I'm thinking of giving you all a good example by doing an interleague play with a newcomer here. Is there anyone willing to compete with me? Students: *silence* Kaname: My, my... this year's newcomers aren't so active, are they... Then, I'll point at you, okay? Iori: Hm...? Kaname: Hm... okay, you over there! Iori: ... Huh?! Kaname: Well then! Come have a match with me! Iori: Err... I have an illness, so I'm told to refrain from doing any strenuous exercise. Kaname: There you go and say that... there's no way that someone like that could be in tennis games before! You can't run away from me! I won't be lenient to newcomers after all! Iori: Is that so. Kaname-niisan. If that's your plan, then there's no helping it. I'll make you stop breathing with my own hands. Because I'm going to disgrace you in front of all these students...

The Coach is My Brother #3

Kaname: First, I guess I'll talk about why I, who am not even OB here, become a special coach. Actually, during my college years, I used to compete with the founder of this club. Back then, I always win over our matches, then I got the privilege to become the special coach. I'll drill into you newcomers the strictness of tennis. And that's why, let's start being relent from today on! Students: Okay! Kaname: Then, without any delay, show me your swingings. Kaname: Well then, it's a good chance for me to come in contact with Iori! Kaname: You over there! I feel some talents in your swings! Iori: ... Huh? Kaname: Do you have experience in tennis games? Iori: ... annoying... Kaname: What? What did you say? It seems that if I don't answer him, he'll keep asking me for eternity. Iori: I did a little bit during high school... Kaname: Hee... just for hobby? Iori: Yes. Kaname: But even though you did it for hobby, your swinging is good! Ah,...

The Coach is My Brother #2

After my lectures end, in the evening, I showed up in the tennis club. As I'd imagined, it had the ambiance like that of a club functioning only to find dates. Going through such an effort to make a special adviser came... I came to think that a grueling training is just a facade, and he'll come just to look at the girls. Just as I thought of that. Kaname: Well, well! Nice to meet you, dear ladies and gentlemen, freshmen alikes! I'm the special coach, Asahina Kaname. Iori: Huh-?! Female Student: That's the coach? I was at loss of words. Why do I have to see Kaname-niisan's face even at campus? This is really aggravating... I do think that this kind of frivolous club suits him, but. It'll be very bad if they know that he's my big brother. Iori: ... Kaname-niisan. Kaname: - Iori?! Female Student: ? Is he an acquaintance? Kaname: Whoever thought that you'll join in a club activity... ah, that's right, I'm glad that you seem t...

The Coach is My Brother #1

After I graduated from high school, I enrolled in a Christian university, and among them there were no beautiful women that could catch my attention. That's because my time is still freezing until this very day. But... university is such a noisy place. Male Student: Ah! You over there! Won't you join in the tennis club? Iori: No. I have no intention of joining any club, so obviously I intend to turn them down with my second reply too. Male Student: Don't say that! Just try to experience it for awhile! Please! Iori: No, I-- Male Student: It's fine, it's fine! In the end, not able to shake off the invitation, I came to experience how it is in tennis club. Beside that I couldn't come to like their cheerful characteristic, when I heard that the special adviser will give the newcomers a grueling training, it felt all the more spontaneous. Anyway, I'll just have to show up once then fade out. That's what I thought at the time. I didn...

Juli's Everyday

My name's Juli. I'm just your ordinary nine-years old boy living my ordinary, rather monotonous live the best way I can. Well, the only thing that's not so ordinary about me is my hair color, which is gray due to low amount of pigments and melanin, that's all. Okay, I lied. The life I went though up until now might seem ordinary but due to my family background, it's actually not so ordinary. Because my family consist of men and men only. For serious. . . . Everyday I would wake up in the morning as my alarm clock rings, washes my face and get dressed while staying half-awake, then head to the dining room where my parents had gathered way earlier than I do. "G'morning..." "Good morning, Juli." My father would answer first, looking up from the morning newspaper or morning news on the TV or whatever that he was preoccupied with prior to my arrival in the room to flash his usual bright smile. He would've already appear nea...